"You got it all rong.  You call me a copykat but I'm the real deal - the original Sunny.  I'm back from the dead and theirs a skore to settle. none of you are safe.  You're children are mine because who doesn't like a clown?  i'll mail you some pieces if you'd like.  little keep-sakes.  say a finger or a toe.  I keep they're heads so its only fair you get a peace to rite about."
-Letter to the editor, Bloomington Herald, April 15, 1989