"Honey, can you please get rid of that creepy lawn gnome you put in the yard? It's scaring all the birds and squirrels away."

"What gnome? I didn't buy any lawn gnome."

Review: by Lancelot
Secondary attacker figure; fill the ranks with this figure

Never before have I ever seen nastiness packed in a nice, tidy GENERIC package of 25 points; that?s what the Lawn Gnome gives you. For just a quarter of 100 points, you get 6 clicks of board control, as he starts with Prune (Agony), forcing your opponent to watch how he pushes his monsters or else the Gnome?s going to come and start cutting balls off! It starts with a movement of 6, petering out at 4, just decent. Agony is on the first 3 clicks, with the average 8 AV, spiraling out at 6 AV at the end of dial, backed up with Ambush (+1 to AV and Damage if attacking from hindering). The Gnome?s downfall would be the naked low defense, starting at 14, but he turns into mobile blocking terrain when he gains Lurk (Stealth) on clicks 4 & 5. Despite damage of 1 across the dial, Agony and Ambush will ensure damage will stick in some form. If you ever have 25 points to spare, look no further than the Lawn Gnome! I?m watching out for them?in real life!