Sunday Night Fight  
by Tyler D. Starkweather-Jones

SUNDAY NIGHT FIGHT

TEAM TYLER
55 Executed Convict Vet
65 Hook Vet
25 Shambling Zombie Exp
25 Shocko the Clown Rookie Jester
30 Razorvixen Exp (It Slices and Dices)
Crypt: Trip!, Cold Spot, Hair Spray Blowtorch, Tangled Webs, Bug Spray, Subplot: Nobody Get's Out Alive

TEAM RYAN
110 Jack The Ripper LE (Ryan's apparently favorite model since he almost squealed when it was agreed that we could play 200 points so that he could use this model)
25 Dog Soldier Rookie
25 Dire Wolf Exp
20 Devil Imp Rookie
15 Constrictor Rookie (last minute point gap-filler)
PT: Cold Spot, Hair Spray Blowtorch, Paranoia, Unlucky At Love, Tangled Webs, Bug Spray, Nice Guys Finish Last, Subplot Bitter Hatred (Prom Q again)

The results: - The game was secured in my favor when I finally took down Jack.
Again, the Pyramid map is the best!!
TEAM TYLER RESULTS (320 points)
EXECUTED CONVICT - SURVIVOR - SAVED THE DAY by Killing Ol' Jack
HOOK VET - Died honorably softening up Ol' Jack. Also ate an exterminator, a Prom Q and a Devil Imp (perhaps demonstrating that heart burn is not a weapon to be used against Legends)
SHAM ZOMBIE EXP - SURVIVOR - Managed to look threatening the entire game, slowly approaching with an air of menace. He did manage to eat one Prom Queen denying Ryan 35 points
SHOCKO THE CLOWN ROOKIE - Filletted a sheriff, wore a Dire Wolf as a pelt. Then he was slain by a snake.
RAZORVIXEN EXP - She did seduce a Cop, a prom Queen and a Dog Soldier. She managed to stand her ground against Jack - but that's all. She never landed a hit against Jack, apparently entranced by his sharp bag of instruments. (He did dodge once though) Then she was slain by a snake.

TEAM RYAN RESULTS (250 points)
JACK THE RIPPER LE – During an early Suspense phase, he caught the Unlucky at Love Survivalist with a Prom Queen. After practicing some surgery on the ‘Vixen, he left her for the Snake. He then went toe-to-toe with the Hook, finally eviscerating him with practiced grace. The Convict must have snuck up on Jack while he wan preening.
DOG SOLDIER ROOKIE - Wandered around quite aimlessly in his purely human form until the 'Vixen put him down.
DIRE WOLF EXP - With a Prom Q stuck quite firmly in his gullet, he never seemed to get up enough fight to ward off a Clown.
DEVIL IMP ROOKIE – Managed to catch a Prom Queen. Hooked by Hook.
CONSTRICTOR ROOKIE - SURVIVOR – This scavenger managed to clean up after his bigger brothers. He stopped for some Pizza and then proceeded to finish off the Vixen and the Clown. Snakes on a Plate? Not today.

THE CAMO-TOREADOR

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